Hundred Second Theater: The National Pastime Paul Knierim 2022 100 seconds --- Announcer One - The play by play guy. Announcer Two - Color commentator. Reporter - Does on the spot interviews around the stadium. Needs to talk very loudly to be heard over crowd noise. Manager - Runs the team. --- SFX: crowd noise Announcer One: Welcome back to the Pan American Airlines broadcast booth here at Walmart Park as we head to the bottom of the 2nd inning, with the Samsung Robots and the Apple Farmers tied at one. Announcer Two: This is the Hometown Realty home run inning, if Samsung batters hit five home runs in a row then Michelle Smith of Springfield wins a new house! Announcer One: Tino Rodriguez is up first, sporting a stylish Nike swoosh. He’s been hot lately, 7 for his last 9. Announcer Two: That's Hormel Chili hot! Sounds like a good time to place a big bet on a hit at baseballgambling365.com! Announcer One: Pinder winds, and the pitch... SFX: crack of the bat, then cheering Announcer One: Line drive into the left center gap, brought to you by Biden 2024! It's off the Cal Worthington sign! Rodriguez around second, digging for third... and he's in there with a slide just ahead of the tag! This triple brought to you by de-fi.com, we'll triple your investment! Announcer Two: That brings Mitchell to the Rainforest Cafe home plate. Greenwell enters the Home Hardware on deck circle, Sugano is in the Dunkin Donuts hole. Announcer One: The Apple pitching coach is out to the Cooper Lawn Care mound to go over the scouting report on Mitchell. While we have a moment, let's go down to Jackie in the dugout for a word with Manager Snow. Reporter: Manager Snow, do you think we’ll win today? Manager: We'll win every game. Reporter: Why? Manager: Because we try hard. Reporter: And how does the team maintain that high energy level? Manager: We replaced our dugout Gatorade with Red Bull. Gives you wings. Reporter: Thanks! Back to you, Charlie and Jessie. Announcer One: Well we've got all the important stuff out of the way, so that's it for today's broadcast. But don't forget to stay tuned for the commercial break!